Friday, May 23, 2008

Still alive when im 25?

So its my birthday tomorrow, I'll be 25.

The past few days I've been thinking about my life at this point. I have a pretty sweet lifestyle, at least on the surface, you could easily compare it to a rock star, in fact I'd say that my life is even crazier than most rock stars. Anyways, for my birthday I asked my friends to give me quotes I could use to get an idea of who I am. Just their own impressions of the type of guy I am, or maybe crazy shit they have witnessed. I told them to give it a "roasting" type of vibe, so the quotes tend to be hilariously negative. I figured that odds are I won't remember a lot of this when I get older, so it would at least be fun to look back on it and laugh.

Usually when fucked up things happen to me I don't realize how fucked up they are until other people tell me, reading over this list I got a little identity crisis, because it doesn't sound like me at all, yet, it is.

One of my best friends/drinking buddy/co-worker; Tenmagnet, summed it up pretty well:

"Dude, our lives are like a Charles Bukowski novel, nobody would believe us..."

Who is Cajun?

"His diet seems to consist of beef jerky and whatever garnishes come with his drinks. Seriously, I don't understand how he's still alive, his diet is that of a 15th century sailor"

"Pretty much has a death wish, he's the only guy I know who will actively pick fights with guys 3 times his size, easily out drink everyone, and get hit by cars on a near weekly basis."

"He once told a woman he was the devil...she believed him"

"If you take the worst parts of Errol Flynn, Oliver Reed, and Jim Morrison you will pretty much have him."

"He's definitely an asshole, but a very likable one."

"The only guy I know who dresses like an evil Michael Jackson and doesn't get beat up on a consistent basis."

"Hanging out with him is like being in a movie, like some sort of twisted Buster Keaton porno thriller"

and my favourite...

"I came over to his house early one morning to get my cell phone and found him passed out on his couch, soaked in piss, with 2 naked girls beside him. Upon waking, he ate some crackers off the floor, took a shot of whiskey from a flask and whispered "good morning" with a sly smile. Good morning indeed!"

Feel free to leave a happy b-day comment, or if you've hung out with me before you can add your own quote to my list.


James Moriarty said...

Happy Birthday!, Cajun, the only thing I can say is that you've been a big motivation for me in this part of my life.

Greetings from Mexico.


Image said...

Ha no way.. I'm 25 today too!

Happy Birthday mate, have an awesome year :D

Hengman said...

Happy birthday, Derrick.


Alex Weber said...

Happy Birthday, Cajun!

Ever since I've watched you on Keys to the VIP, I've been following your blog a lot more closely.

These quotes are awesome.

The last one made my day. Keep living the dream.


Jonas said...

Happy Birthday!;
We both know i dont need 2 say this because its gonna be explosive,
it would be great if you told us how it was
Grtzz From Belgium

Gregorio said...

happy birthday cajun. you probably don't realize the impact you had on my game, and you should.

The tropical Philippines says hi, by the way.

booboo said...

Cajun! Dude u rule. I've watch the Keys ep like 20 times already. When I take a bootcamp... it's gonna be with u. Peace,


m4gmatic said...

Happy B-Day man, you fucking crack me up...

hyper said...

happy b day dude!!! -hyper

hyper said...

happy b day dude!!!

Dirk Pitt said...

This is the deal... I want to know how you make it as a seduction instructor....
I got separated and divorced...since then I started studing the dating science up to the point I think I cannot learn any more.... I have never take a boot camp or something like that but I've been getting in the internet , buying cd's, etc. I'm been laying 7's and 8's constantly, I have right now 5 fuck-buddy, I had my first threesome.... I'm not comparing with you but I've improve 150% about I was doing before even though I'm a comercial diver so I have to spend time offshore... I'm not even from here...I'm Colombian but all my pick ups aren't latin women... I'm living in Houston, so I was wondering: what the fukc... happen.... there are so many women here, good night life and everything... but the community here is weak, I'm writing you because I know you are new at this,I don't wnat to compare with you but I've always said to myself: if someone can do it, I can do it, there's nothing to loss, just getting laid, ... you should come and check it out by yourself, my place is avalaible and anyways I'd like to measure myself with a pro... anyway, I think I have the "right stuff" to make it as an instructor... let me know dude.

Dirk Pitt

Anonymous said...

dude you are the funniest and most real guy in the whole "seduction community" stuff.

i love your ideas, slow down and don't die young.

The owner said...

Craig here from Vancouver camp. Better late than never I guess, so happy b-day buds! The last quote on your blog was fucking priceless, I can actually picture it.
All I got to say is that "You're an evil little man. You may very well be a genius. you're version of 'question game' is proof of both statements"

anyarockstar said...

haha! loving that last quote.

Happy belated!

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